Reason

Oh yeah.

I scored a goal on Saturday night, been quite a while since I did that.

Observe.

Fuck Me in the Goat Ass

Today marks the first day I've ever slept through and missed an exam. Ever. That kind of stings. Luckily for my ass the class I missed it in has a makeup exam to replace any grade throughout the semester you wish to. Something tells me I'll be using that one to make up for my zero. Little gnome. Sits in my ear, tells me what to do and shit. Well, he doesn't shit in my ear. Just tells me what to do.

So once again my brain fucking hates me. I set my alarm to allow even a little time to study extra before I went to class. My class was at 8AM, I fucking woke up at 11AM. This was me.



Except I'm pretty sure I'm not asian. But other than that, it's a fairly accurate depiction.

On another note, yet just as full of spite, I hate this fucking state. It's so goddamn hot all the time. It's getting towards the end of October and SOMETIMES it gets down to 75 degrees. AT NIGHT. It's recockulous. Some day I'm going to kick the shit out of this state. I will show you what that would look like.

Notice how it's me kicking, with shit flying out. All flying out into the Atlantic Ocean. I'm sure the hippies would get all up in arms about me flooding the Atlantic with shit, but everyone knows that hippies can pretty much go fuck themselves. If you're a hippy, and your biggest worry is all the shit I kicked out of Florida flying into the ocean, yeah, you're a hippy. Because all hippies do is smell bad and piss everyone off.



Honestly, how can you NOT hate hippies. Speaking of hippies, watch this video.

Confused yet? Me too.

I'm out.

You're pretty sick, Chubbs.

It's official, I will be coming home for Thanksgiving.

Tuesday, November 22 - ORLANDO INTL(MCO) to MANCHESTER NH(MHT)
Flight 2465 H
Depart ORLANDO INTL(MCO) at 08:15PM and
Arrive in MANCHESTER NH(MHT) at 11:05PM

Monday, November 28 - MANCHESTER NH(MHT) to ORLANDO INTL(MCO)
Flight 1242 V
Depart MANCHESTER NH(MHT) at 08:00PM and
Arrive in ORLANDO INTL(MCO) at 11:05PM

Also, tune in to Eagles FM at 5PM on Tuesday 10/11/05 to hear the rebroadcast of the first ERAU Ice Hockey game of the season. I even helped out a bit on the broadcast, so tune in for my amazing commentary. Note the sarcasm.

Can you tell I'm bored.

You Are Fedor Emalianenko You scored 9% Sprawl n Brawl, 70% Lock n Choke, 68% Ground n Pound, and 11% Lay n Pray!

You are The Last Russion Emperor... your submissions are excellent and so is you striking, especially your Ground'n'Pound... nobody would like to have you in his guard because he would just die.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 19% on Sprawl n Brawl You scored higher than 76% on Lock n Choke You scored higher than 90% on Ground n Pound You scored higher than 14% on Lay n Pray

Link: The Which MMA Fighter are you Test

Ow, my brain.

Your Linguistic Profile:

65% General American English

30% Yankee

5% Dixie

0% Midwestern

0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

I usually don't do these stupid things, let alone post them in my blog.

But 5% Dixie. That kind of fucking bothers me. Where'd that come from.

I'm still warring on question marks by the by. Whouldn't you.

Retro-fit the pudding hatch

Yeah, so people keep checking this even when I don't write. Makes me feel kind of bad, so I think I'll write something in it. I just downloaded the new Bloodhound Gang album. It's pretty standard BG stuff so far. I assume like their other albums I'll have to listen to it and read the lyrics before I really get the funny out of it. That's pretty much what I had to with all their other albums that I now find hilarious.

Saw Serenity last night, what a great flick. It could honestly turn out to be the Star Wars of our generation if they continue with it. If you've got an open night and the price of admission, check it out.

For those of you who don't know, I'm moved into a new place now. Let me go grab a beer and I'll take a few pictures of it.

Alright, basically... the kitchen, living room (aka jumbled mass of shit), and two shots of my room with the crazy sex mirror.









Yeah, still in the process of moving in. But I have my priorities straight, because this poster is up.



... which is pretty key.

Other than that, still doing jiu jitsu and kick boxing, and playing hockey, sort of. Everything's pretty much on hold since I dislocated my shoulder a week and a half ago. I haven't done much of jack shit since then. It sucks, I haven't had a hard solid workout in about a week. And just sitting on the sidelines watching in jiu jitsu instead of participating sucks a bit more than most things that suck.

I need another beer and you need to stop wasting your life. Focker out.