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Oh shit, son

You've got a fucking 12-gauge present from the shotgun of bloggage. Myself.

And by shotgun I mean the fact that I spray shit from my brain that may go anywhere. You don't know exactly where it's gonna go. Unfortunately through another medium I feel as if I gave away 53.34% of my creative qualities. Qualititties. That's an incredible new word. Qualititties. That word is a great combination of both quality, and titties. If you couldn't tell. If you type in "titties' into the blogger dashboard, it suggests that you should change it to "tit ties". Now, when you separate that into those two separate words, you change the meaning completely. Because I'm 96.8% sure that "tit ties" refer to something regarding S&M. According to recent shows that god knows why I'm watching that refers to Sex and Mockery. Let me tell you a story about sex and mockery...

One time, at band camp, this jaguar invaded the camp. Unfortunately it was a predator, and it killed everyone.

God dammit, that story was fucking terrible. This entry is now aborted. Thank christ I don't link this shit anywhere anymore.