go crap monkey x2

Spring break is over.

Fuck.

Had to go back to class today. Uncool. I was tired as balls too. No sleep in the past two days or so will do that to you. "But you were on break over the weekend," you'd say. "What possibly could have stopped you from enjoying a greatly deserved alcohol induced slumber," you would also say. (Fuck question marks. More on that later.) Well, a few things actually. List power GO.

1. Sharing a fold-out couch with 2 other men. I don't like people touchin' me. And if anyone calls me Francis, I'll kill ya. (bonus points for comment relating to reference.)

2. Serial fornication by drunken parties in very close proximity to me.

3. Serial fornication by drunken parties sharing a bed with another man who upon realization of said fornication, rolled over and accidentally kicked me. (Bed and pull out couch so close they touchify.)

4. Drunken party of two in adjacent room putting on a CD to hide sounds of fornication. Worst CD I have ever heard in my life. I considered taking my own life on several occasions during the playing of this CD.

5. Lost my mind.

6. Went up a spiral staircase and stumbled around in the dark drunk at 4AM trying to find something to ball up into a pillow. Unsuccessful, I laid down on the floor.

7. Tried to sleep on floor.

8. Failed miserably.

9. Got up at 6:30. Aprox. 1.5 hours after I fell asleep.

10. Ms. Lyndonville diner.

So it ended on a good note I supppose. Hot chocolate and pancakes can make just about anything better. Except a sucking chest wound, I suppose. But it would help.

Ricola. Bitch.

I forgot I had this window up. Sometimes I write in this for a while and then forget I what I was doing. I bought a metric shit-ton of CD-R's today to burn CD's to listen to in my truck. So that's why I forgot about you for a while. And I'm sure your life has been made whole by this knowledge.

Oh yeah, about the question marks. They're gay. Who wants question marks anyways. Statements are cooler.

Why in gods name do you read this.