BORED

I feel like fucking Captain Murphey from that Sealab episode. I just want to go around my apartment screaming "BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED!". GOD I'm so fucking bored. I'm already a 6 pack and a few shots of vodka into the night. So it's helping a little, but I'm still fucking bored. I'm typing very angrily on the keyboard. The keys are screaming like little whiny bitches. They're going AHHH AHHH AHH DON'T POUND ME LIKE A RIDGEWOOD HOOKER. And I'm all like TAKE IT BITch. only not at all, cause, dammit, goddammnit. ARRGH. BORED. I do'nt know how many of you read this, and I don't knwo why. I take that back, I know how many read itn. Did you know almost half of the peopel that read this reside in Burlington VT? WHY. I don't know. And like the licks to the tootsie pop, the world may never know.

Daytona blows balls and I'll tell you why. Because so many goddamn fucktards live here. It's like a fucking beehive of fucktardedness. I don't know who the daytona queen bee is but shee needs to fucking stop. THis shit is getting out of hand. Everyday I leave my apartment it's like stupidity is sprayign at me like some sort of apocalyptic diharrea machine. Spraying ALL OVER THE GODDAMN PLACE. Oh look, there's some stupidity, oh theres' some more. Oh look , there's a steaming pile right over there. Let me check, oh yeah, it's stupid. Oh wait here comes some intelligence, oh wait, it was a strain of dung I had not yet incountered. How do you do mr. shit for brains thank you for driving a car. How are you spinner rims doing, I hear you can get a good deal on them over at the retarded faggot lot for fucktards... store.

Gargh, I'm angry. Like angry Jim. There's a cool guy. Let me tell you. He's this dumbass that write shit on a blog quite like mine. Only let me tell you a secret about this guy. He's an idiot. He writes shit that peopel have been talking about since I was a freshman, and I guess much longer than that. The fact that you put it on the internet does not make you some kind of fucking celebrity. Congrats, you think you have your own language or something because you use the word "cockblast" and other famously used internet subculture phrases. You certainly are a pioneer. Christopher Columbus would decend from heaven on a firey chariot of faggotry just to suck your 18" e-penis. Congrats as well, you're in the avion. There's a cool as fuck publication. THis is a newsapaper that survives solely on the fact that it rephrases and publishes news that other agencies around the country publish. Oh, there's a good one. If I wanted my news dumbed down I'd go to fucking www.newsforcockmongers.com... or something. That paper will publish fucking anything. If I sent them a picture of the dump I just layed in the toilet they'd print it and call it an editorial discussing the pros and cons of the fucking student government. But it's a good thing we have people like Angry Jim to remind me just how fucking repetetive the internet is. Enjoy your 15 minutes dumbass. And if lasts longer than that, this school is in fact dumber than I thought.