Fade Away

"Burnt out" is about the best way I can describe my last few days. I have flown... hang on, I need to check this out... I have flown 5 times in the last 7 days. And the two days I had off were due to shittay weather. It's odd, but for the first time the Mastadonic Riddle Thunderpenis of Financial Burden (Copyright Commercial Upright 2005) is actually turning out to be more of a blessing than a curse. My bank account is a deserted wasteland. And because of this fact, I can no longer fly until after spring break. To be honest I could use the break. Everyone who reads this and flies knows how shitty a flight can make your day. Especially a cross-country flight. And on top of that, a cross-country on a weekend. I don't know if this just applies to me, but cross-country flights take up a good portion of my day. Everything is planned around it. It goes something like: I must wake up at least by noon, because then I can watch TV and eat breakfast, sit on my computer for a while, shave my back, and then go to the flightline to pick up some nav sheets so I can come back and plan the beast. It's a bitch.

I don't really shave my back. I'm glad I don't have to, that would be quite the buxom bitch. (NP reference. I thank you.) I would assume it'd be like trying to scratch that hard to reach place in your back, except with a metal razor blade. Which could be dangerous. I have a leftover rum and orange juice in the fridge, I think I'll go liberate it now. Be free from your tyrannical oppressors! And go to mein liver. Baleedat.

Dammit, Dave's lucky I'm a half-decent roommate. Or else he would've woken up tomorrow morning and all his Strawberry-Banana Orange Juice would be gone. Because I would've consumed it with my rum. But after a bit of straight up rum I sit here with a can of Miller Light. Which is only a thinly sliced cunthair above a carbonated version my own urine, and not remotely as sterile. Lucky there's a family guy. Because that's what's playing in the living room right now. I'm going to watch that for a while, you wait here. I'll be back. Hopefully drunker and less coherant.

haha, suckers.

Now I'm durnk and laszy.

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