Like scrotum, here it is in a nutshell

My shoulder feels like shit. I really wish the hockey team had a trainer. Probably 99% of the time shit happens to me I have no idea what it is. Plus it'd be sweet to have someone do all those nifty wraps they always know. Like for my elbow and shiz.

I have no idea why I felt the need to post this... at 3AM...

I have a game in Jacksonville in 12 hours. Should probably get some sleep.



If a young opossum is found then check the surrounding area. There may be more. Be very quiet and listen for "sneezing" sounds the young make to call the mother.

Do not attempt to care for the opossum yourself. In general, it is illegal to do so unless you are a licensed wildlife rehabilitator. More importantly, you may cause the opossum harm or death if you do not know what you are doing.

Contact your local Opossum Society of the United States (OSUS) member, wildlife rehabilitator, veterinarian, state department of wildlife or animal control for assistance. Always check first to make sure they do not euthanize all opossums.



There, you learned something. And knowing is half the battle.

Possums are pretty creepy.

I need some advil.