Wednesday, January 18, 2006

I can't handle this shit

Fuck my fucking school. The absolute indifference by every single employee of this place is staggering.

Example 1:

Today I was about 2/3 of the way through my workout, and this lady from the athletic department comes up to me and says, "The gym is closed from 2-4 for varsity players only, so... Yeah". I look up at the clock, and it's 2:15. I then look around the gym... Besides me there's 2 other people in the entire fucking gym. I was thinking 'you can't be serious'. So I said, "I'm on the hockey team here at school." And her response was, "That doesn't count, it has to be a real school sport." Now at this point I had 2 options.

Option A.

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Option B.

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And one of my favorite parts of my life is not being in jail, I chose option B.

Example 2.

Every semester I get a check cut for me from the Financial Aid department that comes from my loans and covers my living expenses and my book costs. I put in the request for this check the day after I got back, on January 13th. It is now the 18th and I still have not received my check. I forgot the mailroom closes at 4pm because it's quite the homo-mailroom. So at ten of four I go reeling down Clyde Morris Blvd at Mach 6 in my truck clicking the "I almost died" counter no less than 3 times to get there in time. I get there, and there's still no check... On day five. I'm not what you'd call the King of Quick, but how fucking long does it take to write a check. Takes me like 30 seconds, by hand. They print the fucking things out. I have all this money sitting in limbo for 6 days now that I can't get at, and I have an Accounting quiz tomorrow that I can't study for because I don't have enough fucking money to buy the Accounting book. Tomorrow if I don't get a check I'm going to student accounts, and I will once again have 2 options.

Option A

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Option B

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I'll use my one phonecall to post from jail.

1 Comments:

Blogger Mika said...

OMG!! You summed up my last 3.5 yrs with riddle in one post!! Kudos to you!!.. oh ya, love the ending too.. lol :-) (MISS YOU!)

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