So pay me money, and take a shot

Finally got my gorramn Ipod working. Itunes has to be the Igayest thing to ever Iexist. I feel dirty owning things with the I in front of them. Everything that came in the Nano package was very white and looked like it belonged in one of those living rooms you're not supposed to go in. I refuse to ever own one of those, by the way.

Sidenote: If anyone recollects the 4 hours after we left 99's on January 10th 2006, let me know. I'm a little fuzzy on that time period in my life. And by fuzzy I mean, don't know. And by don't know I mean, was blacked out.

Hmmm... pretty much just wanted to share about my ipod.

I think I'm going to Isleep on my Ibed with the aided Icomfort courtesy of my Ipillow.

I'm Iout.

Oh yeah, picture. Why not.



Hahahahaha, I can see that shit...

"Get on the ark... get on the ark... hurry now storms coming... OH WAIT NO FUCK YOU DINOSAURS, BACK THE FUCK OFF, NO ROOM FOR FUCKING DINOSAURS UP IN THIS PIECE... GOD, SMITE THE FUCKING DINOSAURS, THEY AINT TOUCHIN' A SINGLE DIRTY ASS TRI-TOED FOOT ON MY ARK!"

And the dinosaurs were like, "What is this gay shit?"

And God was all like, "Bitch please."

That's what happened.