ComUp Presents

I haven't done one of these for a long time, and I don't know what inspiration struck me to do so. But without further delay...

Commercial Upright Presents: Accounting VS. Carpet: GRUDGEMATCH OF DOOM.

This analysis is designed to determine which is more interesting, Accounting or a carpet.

Phase One: The Fight.

Holy shit, time out. I want this cake for my birthday, which is Thursday.



Ok time in. Holy shit, you know what, let's just go nuts, Accounting and Carpet are going to fight on my birthday cake.



OH MY GOD IT'S A BLOODBATH, WHO WILL COME OUT VICTORIOUS?




And the winner is...




Phase Two: Side-by-Side Analysis



Once again, carpet definitely wins.

Phase Three: Personal Experience

Today I sat in Accounting and stared at the carpet for 1.25 hours.

Case Closed