Lymph Nodes, This will not stand

In all honesty, what are these things problems. A few minutes ago I had no problems with them whatsoever. But sometimes shit comes up, you know? You'll just be sitting there, and they'll march in, crawl right up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass.

Look at this shit.



Yeah? Well screw you buddy.

What a goddamn bag of dicks. Where do they get off? It's like the rules don't apply to them. If you say A they do B. In the type of society we live in today, there is just absolutely no room for that. Why don't they just grab a box of BK chicken fries, throw on their ipod video, and watch skating with celebrities like everyone else? But no, there's always a few bad apples in the bunch. There's always that one that has to shit in everyone elses apple pies.

And these, my friends, are the heftiest of the shitters and shenanigans. I'm not sure my point is quite getting across. Please your honor, I ask for the court's indulgence.

A wise man once warned that he who represents himself has a client for a lawyer and a lawyer for a client. Now, what we need to determine here is what is the truth and what is the lie.

If the world was an apple pie:



And Lymph Nodes are shitting all over the pies:



Then it's quite obvious who the enemy is here. And if all things being equal, and all pies getting crapped in. Lymph nodes should no longer be allowed to play the foos until they have proven themselves worthy members of society. Parole not awarded. And someone here owes me a hundred and twenty-two fifty.

I rest my case.