I have six dollars.

None of them are yours.

Someone challenged me to drink 10 beers in a time window equaling 1.5 hours or less. This is a ridiculous challenge. I've done it more times than I have colored in the lines of a medieval armor coloring book. If you have problems with that, might just need to leave now. And by leave I mean stop taking your pal Sparky for a walk. Nod nod wink wink.

I pretty much love Triscuits. I love triscuits more than any other human being related to my life. Seriously, you can always count on crackers. And I don't mean white people. I mean crackers. I suddenly feel as if this post is going to get me anti-racist comments in the moring. Morning. Not boating related. If you're pasty white and you read this. Um, ok. Because congratulations. I'd just like everyone to know that I just wrote congratulations completely drunk TWICE. Ye,s that includes when i just wrote it now.

It's windy as all get-out outside. I'm not sure what that means.

Oh wait, it means I hate the desert.

Here's video.

Let's pretend this never happened. This entry fucking blows.

Seriously.



god i love pinatas almost as much as triscuits