Nutrition Facts

Here's a fun fact, I've lost almost all inspiration to write in this fucking thing. It used to be easy but for some reason lately it's become a chore. And it's been weeks since I wrote anything of substance. Yet you people still come back day after day to see if I've written anything new. Well guess what. Here's something new.

I'm pretty sure there's a brothel of whores living next door. Now I could be wrong, but when 5 sluttily dressed 20 something year olds are living with a greasy 60 year old Italian guy, there's some pimpage going on.

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I stopped typing the above post two days ago. I figured I'd find some inspiration and finish the bit on the whores next door. But instead I decided to do some primary research and knock on their door.

Needless to say I'm 100 dollars poorer and I walk with sort of a limp.

God they're slutty.

Fresh biscuits.